Total Medals Earned: 713 (From 98 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,450 Points
Medals Earned: 4/11 (85/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
View all art peices
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Put the collage back together.
Medals Earned: 19/21 (375/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $100 in total
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Earn $1000000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Take a peek at the credits
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (30/205 points)
Finish Any Easy Level
Finish Any Medium Level
Finish Any Hard Level
Finish All Easy Levels
Finish All Medium Levels
Finish All Hard Levels
Finish All Levels
Medals Earned: 8/23 (55/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 7/10 (60/145 points)
Perform a normal dunk
Perform a SUPER dunk
Lose a game
Win a game
Get on fire (make 3 shots in a row)
Tie a game
Beat the game (win on all courts)
Unlock all players
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/280 points)
Visit the creators' website
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Medals Earned: 10/10 (160/160 points)
Enter the flash portal
Rescue and recruit Dad
Rescue and recruit Pico
Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood
Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers
Collect all 5 bowls of Waterlollies
Collect all 5 skulls
Collect all 5 Rusty Spoons
Collect all 5 collector's edition Titanic DVD's
Collect all 5 private nude photo's of Nene
Medals Earned: 3/5 (135/235 points)
Give up the ability to think for yourself by naming yourself "ICRAVEFLESH".
Get the Bad Ending.
Place both [REDACTED] on Randy across two playthroughs.
Get the Ugly Ending. (Do the worst in every minigame besides the Periodic Table one)
Don’t make a single mistake in any minigame, don’t lose health in the Final Challenge AND get the Good Ending.